Soo I’ve often wondered why it is that soo many men like to have sex with a guy who doesn’t prepare for the nights activities..LOL.. In an effort to try and keep it from being too descriptive, if you don’t what that means, ask someone who’s gay and they will surely tell you..HAHA.. See I have a very good appreciation for the random, spontaneous, passionate sexual acts that happen between lovers; yet, where I struggle, is when there is a plan or an intent on the part of the bottom to get plunged and they don’t prepare like they know they should. 

You see, I understand if you’re a novice and you’re  not really sure how much prep time you need, or the accidental thought that you did prep enough only to realize once the dick got inside that you really didn’t do a good enough job. The reality is, at one time or another, it has happened to anyone who has been a bottom. It is a skill that you have to learn how to master, but it definitely is one that I think is taken for granted far too often. Please understand even if you are in a relationship and you have that moment of spontaneous passion that does not give you a pass to not be prepared going forward. And don’t use the excuse that you were drunk or high to justify your inability to get that hole nice and fresh and clean. 

Ohh and if you get past say 18 or 19 and you don’t know how to clean yourself properly, I suggest finding a lifetime bottom that doesn’t mind schooling you on the need to clean, and how to correctly to do it. But, i think that sometimes the need to be clean gets lost because there is now this fascination to want to beat that booty dirty.. which to me is the most sickening thing you could do. For one it creates one hell of a mess, both for the top and the bottom, and for two, that smell lingers in your house no matter how many candles you light or how much air freshener you spray. 

So fellas please while I know the urge exists, and your ass can get hott and for you tops your dicks are hard and heavy, allow ya dude to be fresh and clean, the experience is soo much more enjoyable and the smell will just be that great sex smell; you know, the one that usually lets know you somebody done put in some work and if the dick is right, somebody’s ass is a bit sore.

Enemas are cheap and found everywhere these day. For two dollars you have all you need to be able to keep a fresh, clean booty. If you choose to use an alternative method, ,and there are a few, just make sure you know how do it to satisfaction.

Happy Ass hunting!! 🙂 How do you like it.. clean or kinda raunchy..??