This will make you laugh but it will also make u say hell yea. Now there will be exceptions to what I’m about to say but in general this rule will always apply.

If you about to have sex and you know oral sex is included Bitch brush yo motha fuckin teeth. I should not smell a fuckin sewer coming out yo mouth when u giving me head. That means either you dont brush yo teeth or your mouth is just foul. Whatever the situation Fix It! That is one of the biggest turnoff ever. You can’t get in the mood if you smelling shit while getting head.

Let’s be real every person out there know if u tart asf or not. I dont think I’ve ever remembered a time like this where it was this potent or pungent. It completely ruined the whole mood and the shit was the ass was phat nice clean and pretty.

But because they wanted to suck they life away I couldn’t even keep myself into the shit. I tried to ease them off my dick so I could fuck, but they was just intent on sloppy toppy but it more like rotten toppy. And by time they finally gave it up, I was just disinterested.

So ultimately I grabbed my phone while n the middle of talking about food and slowly stroked trying to get hard, but also ok with the idea of busting to porn on Twitter while talking to this nigga. LMAO! And that’s exactly what I did. He had no knowledge of this. I was quiet, very little twitch and caught all that nut n my hand. Damn it was a lot too. I wiped it on the spread n his hotel room.

I fully re-engaged in the conversation, got dressed with him and left, disgusted and disappointed but I did get a nut lmao. Moral of this brief, funny but dead ass blog.. bitch brush yo fuckin teeth. I’m sure if anyone else went to fuck and that breath was still smelling like rotten eggs that ass went unpleased. You’re welcome. Grown ass men should never need to be told to brush you mouth. Nigga the whole damn mouth lmao. Listerine, peroxide and a salt water wash. Kill all the deadly ahit crawling n yo mouth.

Suffice to say once I got him, I scrubbed my dick wit warm water nd alcohol nd soap lmmfao. Enough said